by Burt Prelutsky

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When you realize that for eight years, we had Barack liar-nObama running the country, assisted by scum-Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch at the Justice Department, John Brennan at the CIA, James Clapper at National Intelligence, James Comey at the FBI, and the combination of liar-Hillary Clinton and hanoi-John Kerry at the State Department, the miracle is that there’s anything left of America for President Trump to salvage.

God really must be looking out for us. Imagine where we’d be if God hadn’t whispered in James Madison’s ear and suggested he create something called the Electoral College.

⦿ Speaking of the way that elections are determined, New York’s Governor Andrew Cuomo is so in love with the electorial process that when he discovered that 35,000 felons on parole in his state couldn’t vote, he removed the roadblock by granting them pardons.

We all know that 35,000 votes by themselves don’t usually mean that much, but if enough governors start handing out pardons like Christmas candies, it can really add up, especially in states like Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, three states that cast roughly 14 million votes and that Trump carried by a scant 87,000.

In the end, Trump emerged victorious because he won in the Electoral College 304 to 227. But except for victories in that trio of rust belt states, he would have lost 273-258.

⦿ I could never claim to be a Shakespearean scholar, but when I read that prior to his firing, Comey kept insisting to Trump that Andrew McCabe was an honorable man, I immediately recalled that at the funeral of Julius Caesar, it was Caesar’s friend, Mark Antony, who says of Brutus and his fellow assassins: “Brutus is an honorable man; so are they all honorable men.”

And like Caesar’s treasonous enemies, Trump’s would gladly knife him in the back if his Secret Service detail would only oblige them by going on a lengthy coffee break.

⦿ The comic soap opera involving Stormy Daniels born Stephanie Clifford may never end. It seems that when she first announced she had been threatened with bodily harm by a mysterious stranger, and warned never to even utter Donald Trump’s name, if she knew what was good for her, she claimed she couldn’t identity the enforcer. But when pressed, she came up with a composite sketch. It now appears that the picture looks exactly like her current husband, Glendon Crain born Brendon Miller, who is a part-time drummer, part-time porn star. The reason his face may have occurred to her is because in 2015, she accused him of domestic violence.

But like any decent soap opera, “Life with Stormy” has numerous plotlines, and it now turns out that in 2009, a previous husband, porn star Mike Moz born Michael Mosny accused Stormy of beating him up because she was displeased with the way he had done the laundry.

Her first husband, Pat Myne born Pat Mynx is also a porn star, but so far as I’ve been able to discover, the cops were never called. But if I were hired to join the soap opera’s writing staff, I’m sure I could come up with something.

⦿ Professor Josh Blackman, a conservative invited to address the City University of New York (CUNY) Law School on the topic of free speech, was predictably shouted down by law students screaming “F— the law!”

These little fascists are very lucky I’m not the chancellor at CUNY or Columbia or Berkeley because I would be booting their fannies off campus. Which is why I would never be offered the job, even if I had a background in what passes for education.

In case any of you ever wondered what eunuchs are doing now that guarding harems is no longer the lucrative position it once was, it seems they are all gainfully employed as college administrators.

⦿ Sometimes, as a resident of California, I find myself viewing the state as the sort of brat who constantly misbehaves because it craves attention even if it takes the form of ridicule, because being ignored is the worst punishment it can imagine.

In its latest attempt to make the nation sit up and take notice, California released 142 illegal alien gang members, including MS-13 members, rather than turn them over to agents of ICE.

⦿ In an attempt to refill its campaign coffers before the midterm elections, the DNC has filed a lawsuit against Russia, Wikileaks and Donald Trump’s campaign, for conspiring to steal the election from liar-Hillary Clinton.

For encouraging liar-Hillary Clinton to believe she might yet wind up in the Oval Office, when she should be seeking professional help in order to deal with her rampant paranoia, I think liar-Bill and Chelsea liar-Clinton should sue the DNC.

⦿ As if it’s not embarrassing enough to belong to a group, 99% of whose members supported Barack liar-nObama, I received the following email from the Writers Guild of America:

“Dear WGA members: Nicole Hockley and Sandy Hook Promise extend their deepest apologies and have asked us to postpone our discussion on gun violence scheduled for May 8th. The Parkland Students scheduled to speak with us will be taking their final exams.”

It went on for a few more paragraphs, asking for our patience, blah blah.

Keep in mind the WGA is full of the so-called adults who write the movies and TV shows we see. But, apparently, they can’t wait to sit down and have a bunch of teenagers lecture them on gun violence.

Come to think of it, it might make for a lively occasion, especially if the kids launch an attack on the Guild hypocrites who do so much to romanticize in movies and on TV the use of those very guns they claim to deplore when they’re off the clock.

⦿ A friend shared an idea that bowled me over with its brilliance. She suggested that if you have a three or four-year-old in your home, the next time a telemarketer calls, hand the phone off to the child and explain Santa Claus is on the line!

If you want to Comment directly to Burt Prelutsky, please mention my name Rudy. burtprelutsky@icloud.com 

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