by Burt Prelutsky

If you want to Comment directly to Burt Prelutsky, please mention my name Rudy.

Believe me, it’s not the easiest thing in the world to narrow down all the scary things about those on the Left to a single item. But when I saw Rep. scum-Adam Schiff exit the meeting where the Republican members of an intelligence committee voted to release a memo listing the unconstitutional activities of liar-nObama’s FBI and Justice Department during the 2016 presidential campaign, and heard scum-Schiff claim the memo was merely a partisan distraction to divert our attention from Trump’s collusion with Russia, I decided that the way in which Democrats ignore obvious facts is perhaps the single most repulsive thing about them.

Even though they all swore an oath to abide and to protect the U.S. Constitution, they stood by and allowed liar-nObama to subvert it by granting amnesty to millions of illegal aliens even after he had declared on 25 separate occasions that he lacked the constitutional authority to do so, and then left it to Trump to clean up the mess.

These days, with every hour bringing forth evidence that a cabal of high-ranking members of the FBI and the Justice Department have dedicated themselves to undermining a duly-elected President, people like clown-Schumer, Pulosi, scum-Durbin and Blumenthal insist it’s much ado about nothing. They’re like brats on a schoolyard covering their ears and humming, incessantly repeating: “Can’t hear you!”

* On the other hand, if you’re a conservative, liar-Hillary Clinton continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. After spending months blaming everyone in the universe for her loss to the Trumpster, she is back to portraying herself as Wonder Woman, the Greatest Feminist who ever lived, the breaker of glass ceilings, the protector of all women everywhere.

Well, maybe not everywhere. She never spoke up on behalf of the downtrodden women of the Muslim world, especially when she was the beneficiary of Middle East bribes to her family’s Foundation.

She is, in fact, the single biggest enabler of boorish men in America. For openers, there’s her husband, who put grease on his zipper, so he didn’t have to waste any time getting out of his own pants and into some woman’s.

Then there’s her good friend and political ally, Harvey Weinstein, who, even prior to the recent expose, was as well-known for his abuse of women as he was for his movies. Even after legions of women had come forward to testify to his swinish behavior, Mrs. liar-Clinton was reluctant to speak ill of her financial benefactor.

Now, it comes out that back in 2008, when liar-Hillary Clinton was waging a battle for the party nomination, she was told that a senior male advisor had been making life intolerable for a female underling, and instead of firing Burns Strider, demoted the young woman.

And still, millions of American women swear allegiance to her. But, I suppose it shouldn’t come as too big a surprise in a world in which those on the Left believe liar-nObama was a better president and a more honorable man than Trump, that Bill Maher makes sense and that people like Joy Behar, Stephen Colbert and Whoopi Goldberg, are both funny and politically perceptive.

* When Robert Mueller kicked off his investigation, he was supposed to get to the bottom of the charge, based we now know on a phony dossier bought and paid for by liar-Hillary Clinton’s campaign, that Trump or his advisors had colluded (I love that word) with the Russkies.

I keep waiting for someone on the right side of the aisle to ask the Democrats when it was exactly that Russia became our archenemy. I know it was some time after 2012 because liar-nObama mocked Mitt Romney for suggesting during a debate that Russia was America’s major geopolitical threat in the world.

I also know it came after that because both liar-nObama and his Secretary of State had been playing footsies with the Russians for a number of years, during which time liar-nObama promised to be increasingly flexible towards Russia, leaving many of us to wonder how he would manage that, inasmuch as he had already stepped aside and allowed Putin to gobble up Crimea, invade Ukraine and send troops into Syria to protect Iran’s puppet, Bashar al-Assad.

In the meantime, Mrs. liar-Clinton turned over a sizable amount of America’s uranium deposits to, of all places, Russia.

Getting back to Robert Mueller aka James Comey’s best friend, if the rumors are true, he’s nosing around everything Trumpian, including his deportment in nursery school.

To me, it would appear that Mueller has failed to find anything connecting Trump and his closest advisors to Russia, and now, like a D.A. who got an indictment for murder against an innocent party, decides midway through the trial to pursue a conviction for driving with an expired license, just so it won’t be a total loss.

* It seems that the French Air Force has trained four golden eagles to intercept and destroy suspicious drones in the area of the presidential palace and restricted military sites.

They were trained, as birds of prey always are, with food. Bring home a drone in its talons and they get fed.

Although the eagles include a female, they have been named d’Artagnan, Athos, Porthos and Aramis, as an homage to “The Three Musketeers.”

Apparently, the birds have been outfitted with mittens made of leather and Kevlar to protect them from the blades of the drones. It hasn’t been reported whether the birds have been supplied with little white flags in case they ever happen to encounter German drones.

* Someone told me that Ann Coulter said that the Democrats treat black people like the wife who will iron their husband’s short for a date with his mistress. I apologize if my informant got it wrong, but that would better describe the behavior of blacks towards Democrats, who, after all, consistently display contempt for the black drudge sitting at home, sewing his socks, while he pursues the hot Latina number, pledging amnesty and citizenship the way a sugar daddy bargains for the favors of a chorus girl with furs and diamond necklaces.

* Speaking of immigration, Dick Frohman, who calls Indian Wells, CA, home for some inexplicable reason, sent me a copy of Zambia’s Immigration Policy.

It seems that if you’re considering moving to that African nation, they want you to know that “An immigrant to Zambia must have a contribution to make in the form of skill, profession or capital that would be of benefit to the people of Zambia.”

Moreover, “An immigrant should not deprive a citizen of Zambia of employment; neither should he be a charge on the state. He must have the means with which to support himself and his dependents in Zambia.”

And, finally, “An immigrant intending to settle in Zambia must be in possession of an entry permit.”

In some ways, it would seem that when we demean other countries, it’s a case of the pot calling the kettle a shithole.

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