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I just got an email saying that my post about "Why Romney won't carry many statesin the South" was approved and also featured. But when I click on a link or go to TPN, I can't see it there. There is some technical problem here.Jack E. Kemp
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We ran into a technical problem. Here is the short piece:
Why Romney won't carry many states in the South against Georgian Newt GingrichJack E. KempMitt Romney's new Southern stump speech - as I imagine it:Romney:I was in Alabama last year and I heard you have an issue with a Crimson Tide. I know that is a coastal problem caused by pollution and global warming. If I'm elected President, I'll have the EPA get rid of the Crimson Tide!I also want to say that if I get elected President, we are going to outlaw "duck blinds" because it's a cruel form of animal testing.And I want you to know that I'll continue the federal ethanol program so you can keep growing and harvesting those Kentucky kernels I heard so much about.And we are going to restore prosperity. When I'm elected President, I promise no Cajun restaurant will have a menu that offers "hush puppies" because no Southerner should be so poor they have to eat their shoes!I'm going to win the next debates in the South because Newt Gingrich is so dumb, he can't even growPueraria lobata.** The scientific name for kudzu.
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