The perpetually aggrieved members of the Religion of Peace have launched one of their, "I'm offended," offenses against the lunch meat sandwich chain, Subway Restaurants, in England, because gasp......., they've included ham and bacon on some of their sandwiches. Now, I could care less about what the dietary restrictions are for any religion. Jewish people, if they're observing the totality of their religion will also refrain from ham and bacon. Catholic people I know will not eat meat on Fridays during Lent, and many of them will refrain from meat on Fridays during the rest of the year as well. What is different however is the fact that these groups of reasonable people will not seek to inflict their dietary vision upon others. While vegetarians sometimes do have visions of converting the world to a meatless diet, and are willing to do so against the will of those of us who seek to kill 12 of something if it'll mean getting us one step closer to a delicious Cheese Burger, they will probably not fly off into a massively violent prepsychotic raging riot in order to get their way. Subway, probably terrified with the prospect of joining the long line of others who at one time or another offended the Religion of Peace, and subsequently found their businesses bombed while filled with innocent patrons, surrendered quicker than French People fresh off of a three day drinking binge.
They don't just want a halal diet for themselves you see, they want one for the rest of us as well. It doesn't stop there however. Their religion commands them to kill or enslave every man woman and child on the planet who wishes not to conform with their Seventh Century cretinous life style. To add moronic insult to true injury, they've created a new psychological disease with which to diagnose any who might have a problem with their methodology of proselytizing the rest of us. This new disease has been named Islamophobia. Apparently, once cured, those afflicted with it will no longer be afraid of being subjected to exploding buses, pizza parlors, sandwich shops, discotheques, or air planes, simply because the local cabal of Muslims found something petty with which to take offense.