I have quite the dilemma and I am wondering if anyone here can help me?

I want a new truck. I don’t want a used truck I want a brand new truck but because of my bad credit rating I can't seem to get a loan so I need someone to help me.

Since I can't even get help from the government because of their debt problems, I thought that maybe you would like to help me purchase this new truck it’s a 2013 2 wheel drive Dodge 3500, 6.7 liter Diesel Engine, Mega Cab the cost is around $55,000 to $65,000 with everything that it comes with. I have an old truck, it's a 2004 but the paint is dull, the windows are dirty, my friends spilled food and drinks on the seats and it has a bunch of scratches and dents in the bed but it has a great stereo that cost me $2000.00 and 17 inch wheels with new tires that cost me around $3000.00 or $4000.00 but the tires and wheels just don't look good because my truck is so old and dirty.


They would look a whole lot better on a new truck though.


I will also need help with my mortgage payment, utilities, insurance, groceries, and it would be nice if you could help me with all of my creditors. If you could help me pay off all of my creditors then I'll be able to get more credit and I would really appreciate that.

You know I’ve heard so much about the Compassionate Conservatives that I felt and believed you would be more than willing to assist me since you're all so rich and don't have all of the financial problems that have just been dumped on me for no reason it seems.

I just don’t know what else to do. Can You Help?

You can contact me at:

Iemma Leaech
0001.00 Gvmestufz Road
Itsmyn Urasap USA


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Comment by Frank Chance Chenoweth on January 2, 2013 at 11:06am

Since the tires, wheels, and stereo are good, why not get a new paint job on the truck? Be a lot cheaper than a new one. This is a how a compassionate fiscal conservative would handle this! --FRANK NITTY

Comment by Juls on January 1, 2013 at 8:31am

Well, this 'compassionate conservative' was fully prepared to pony up for the cause....until I read that you were asking for a 2WD truck which is of course not only ridiculous but very telling.  Wanting a 2WD pickup is like wanting to put a 4 cylinder in a Hemi Cuda.  Get it together man!!!   :)


Comment by Ronald Robert Sorrells on December 31, 2012 at 4:11pm
Lemma Leaech:

You have a 2004 truck ( with a $2000 stereo, $4,000 wheels & tires) scratches, dull paint, dirty carpet . You are in debt and " living above your income". You "want a 2013 new truck ( $ 55-65k cost) ".
I am 68 years old and retired. I have never bought a $2000 stereo, $ 4,000 wheels & tires or a $ 65,000 vehicle.
I own a 1985 Nissan Kingcab Pickup with 350,000 miles (I put those miles on this vehicle going to and from work for 36 years). I am sort of sentimental about equipment that has served me well. I recently had old blue repainted with need carpet for $ 1500 because now I can afford it. My home and 3 vehicles are all paid for and I owe nothing to anyone after 50 years of work.
Comment by Judy Lyford on December 30, 2012 at 10:37pm

Hey, I want in on this--my present vehicle is a motorized chair. What I need is a new (or at least late model) 4 door sedan (not a GM). It can't be high enough to need a ladder nor low enough to get on bended knee (I'll do that in the privacy of my bedroom later). Low MPG is a must as well as a year's paid insurance and tags. Of course it has to be clean. I don't care about expensive rims, but I would like to have a good spare tire. Anyone ready to help me?

Comment by Tea Party Teamster on December 30, 2012 at 8:36pm

I guess since I started this post my comments are germane

Never said that the corporate aspect of the union wasn't dirty but your comments infer that because I am a Teamster that I am dirty as well, if that's what you think , oh well but you're dead wrong.

Believe me if I could I would clean it up. You're an American right? Does the fact that our Federal Government is corrupt or dirty mean that you're dirty? No it doesn't but, are you trying to clean it up? I'm sure you are however you can just like the rest of us but I don't infer nor would I presume to infer upon you that because the government is dirty that you are dirty. There are many Teamsters who are Conservative I am simply one of a few who speak out.

What's really interesting is the fact that I get the same sort of comments, inferences, and innuendos from die hard liberal Teamsters about my conservatism and again, if that's what they think, oh well, they're dead wrong.

I thank God that He is the only one that I have to please. I wasn't created and placed on this earth to win a popularity contest or to win the acceptance of others. I am more than confident in who I am and in whom I trust and believe.

My trust isn't in any political party (Republicans, Democrats, or Independents) or in any Union, my hope and trust is in God.

So please don't presume to tell me what I think. I know what corruption is and I know where corruption is, I see it everywhere on a daily basis and I fight it daily and I am doing my small part in my little corner of this great big world to destroy that corruption as I'm sure you are too.

Comment by Jeff Waller on December 30, 2012 at 8:34pm

Write to the White House and tell them that you are 1/14th Cherokee.  Promise that the truck will be solar-powered in spite of the huge internal combustion motor, and will be used to pull the King Queen float at the Gay Pride parade, and will carry a large Obama-Forever banner.

The check should be in the mail by the end of the week!

PS - Move immediately after the truck is delivered and change your name. Getting money from or having involvement in any way with the Obama administration makes you a target for a heart attack in your front yard.

Comment by Jimmy Hight on December 30, 2012 at 8:25pm

Your story speaks loud but not many have an ear for it. We have allowed our good nature and caring disposition to be transformed into a money pit for all who desire to show a little puppy being abused or a child crying and declaring they are hungry. I have stopped giving to any and all charities but the Salvation Army and Church. We have to bring sanity to our charity and stop the abuse from all angles especially the Government who could care less how it is distributed (drugs, guns, hookers, porn) Food stamp abuse is rampant and some are getting rich by showing food sales that never happen and keeping 30-40% for the store. I love people, kids and animals but I know enough is enough and we have to start fresh. You need to know where your money is going or it may be sent back to you in the form of a druggie robbing your house or a car jacking. I know how this sounds but I'm sure we are all an easy mark.

Comment by John Brunner on December 30, 2012 at 7:01pm

Not much of which if germane. The teamsters support the party of treason to the tune of millionss of $$$$ despite what you think. So there, clean up your union. It's dirty.


Comment by Tea Party Teamster on December 30, 2012 at 6:37pm

Well, I'm glad to see that you all realize that while this was satire the simple reality is that it is in point of fact one of the problems that we have in this nation, "The Gimme Family" sounds like a family from  the Shire in Lord of The Rings.

Before my injury I was a Truck Driver and I hope to get back to it soon. Yes I am a Card Carrying Member of the Teamsters Union but let me set the record straight for everyone.

I am First and Foremost a Born Again Christian, I am a Minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and I serve the Living and Risen Lord of Heaven and earth, the God of ALL Creation above all else period, no if's and's or but's.

I am what I have termed a True Conservative and my definition of a True Conservative is this, I am a Conservative in EVERY aspect of my life.

I love and am Faithful to my beautiful wife the Mother of my children, I love my children and my wife and children are second and third only To my God and Eternal King.

I love my country where I was blessed by God Almighty to have been born and where I inherited more freedom and liberty than most will ever know or understand.

I chose to be a Teamster and I am not ashamed to let my fellow Teamsters know that I am Conservative. My Union DOES NOT control me, nor my mind, they do not dictate to me my political philosophy or ideologies, they do not control my vote or my speech. My beliefs and convictions are mine and I have surrendered them to my Lord and Master, Jesus Christ of Nazareth and it is Him alone who orders me and my path.

I may tell or say to you or others that you or we as a Nation need to repent and turn to back to Godly principles but I will not force my will or beliefs upon you because God does not force His will upon me.

I consider myself a Patriot, an America and I will stand beside, fight and even give my life for this Nation with anyone who loves this Nation and the Republic which our Founding Fathers established by the Grace of God.

I am a member of the Tea Party and I am a Teamster and I'm proud of it

Tea Party Teamster


BTW: I didn't ask for the I-phone because I want a new I pad that does everything, so there na na na


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