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Jack E. Kemp

I just found the perfect campaign song for Hillary Clinton, without one word changed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tGuJ34062s

Mercedes Benz
 as sung by Janis Joplin

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

That's it!

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Comment by Jeanine Kincheloe on June 24, 2014 at 12:02pm

"Liar , Liar" by The Castaways, and by Queen, works great, too

Comment by Johnny Christensen on June 24, 2014 at 5:04am
Comment by Richie Laxton on June 23, 2014 at 10:12pm

The song "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon might work too. Now that I think about it, the Marilyn Manson cover of that song would be just the trick for Ms. Hills Clinton...LOL! 

http://youtu.be/PY1N40fN7e0

Comment by Jack Kemp on June 23, 2014 at 6:28pm

Debrajoe, sure Hillary can buy her own car. But to her way of thinking you got your money by exploiting people for generations and since Hillary cares more about the people she poses with at photo-ops than you do, she is ENTITLED to you buying her a car with your tax dollars because she thinks she is better than you and I.

Comment by Vern Shotwell on June 23, 2014 at 5:44pm

Excellent find, Jack!

I must say, though, that Janis Joplin is far more pleasant to listen to than "the Hildebeest".

Comment by Phil McConathy on June 23, 2014 at 4:18pm

Funny and true. Quite a combination in one song.

Comment by Mary Ann Monaco on June 23, 2014 at 3:55pm

Hilarious...funny but true!

Comment by Shamil on June 23, 2014 at 3:43pm
Comment by Debrajoe Smith-Beatty on June 23, 2014 at 3:38pm

Hillary can buy her own car.

Comment by Lizzie on June 23, 2014 at 3:36pm

How 'bout a verse about, "Oh George [Soros], won't you buy my daughter a wedding?"

...Maybe something about illegal donations from foreign countries?

I remember my mom singing that when I was little, with tongue in cheek (figuratively speaking).

And "Dialing for Dollars" brings back memories of Grandma's house.

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