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Recently I read a news story that reported on groups and gangs of un-humaned guns as they roam the streets of America attacking, wounding, and even killing innocent citizens of the United States in what appears to be mindless and senseless acts of blatant “Gun Violence” against humans. Here is the article:

 

                                

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Early this morning a group of AK 47’s for no apparent reason other than what appears to be racially motivated violence attacked a man as he was leaving a sporting goods store after purchasing a Glock 9 mm handgun. An eye witness to the crime who spoke to us at the request of remaining annonymous for fear of retaliation because they do not own any weapons to protect themself said that one of the assailants was heard saying as he placed a bullet in the man’s leg, “So you prefer pistols huh? This will teach you, next time buy a real weapon”. In retaliation gangs of Colts, Smith & Wesson’s, Desert Eagles, Beretta’s, Derringer’s and many other handguns have been seen walking the streets. One handgun who refused to identify itself told us that "Those rifles and their owners will learn what eat 9 mills of lead really means".

In a startling discovery we have also found out that Police Officer’s have been issued padlocks for their gun holster and when one officer was asked what the purpose of the padlocks was for he would only speak to us if we promised not to reveal his identity. What he told us was extremely alarming and may not be for the faint of heart, we are calling him “Officer D”

Ima Selout:
Officer D, we notice that you and your colleagues have been issued new holsters with padlocks on them, in the wake of this recent gun violence why have you been issued these new holsters and what is their purpose?

Officer D:
Well, I personally don’t like it but we have been ordered to use these new holsters, We’ve been told that it is a pre-cautionary measure

Ima Selout:
Why? Has something happened that the public is unaware of?

Officer D:
I really don’t know, I mean I'm really not at liberty to say but there is a concern by certain officials that our side arms may turn rouge

Ima Selout:

EXCUSE ME! What do you mean?

Officer D:

Well you know, I mean, they may start thinking for themselves

Ima Selout:
You're kidding right? Do you actually mean to tell me that your own police weapons are turning against you?

Officer D:
I didn’t say that

Ima Selout:
But you did say that your weapons would go rouge on you didn’t you?

Officer D:
No Ma’am I did not, those were not my words

 

At this point Officer D refused to speak with us any longer. It has become clear however, in the eyes of this reporter, that something is amiss and that something very dangerous is happening in America. With all of the guns that un-suspecting citizens have in their possession and with this growing plague of guns mindlessly turning on innocent people, it is clear that something must be done, and in closing I would like to say that, The sooner all of these vicious, violent, and mindless weapons are rounded up and dealt with the better for use all.

In an unrelated interview with politicians on Capitol Hill as it concerns the rising gun violence in America, Democratic Leader Harry Reid along with Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic Faithful echoed in unison the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama’s stirring and almost messiah-like message today:

“The sooner we can control the Gun Problem in America, the sooner I will be safer”

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Comment by Paul Szemanczky on February 19, 2013 at 4:35pm

We do not need a Delphic Oracle to know the danger ahead of us for mass seizure, controls, limitations placed on our firearms which defend our liberties consummately. Wise men & women perceive approaching events, but on the street the people hear nothing at all. The mysterious clamor of approaching events reaches all, and the people know what is happening now, but even the gods who witness the future cannot break through men to hear these approaching things. Obama won't have to build an army of Nazis like his master hero did if he removes weapons as a class of offense punishable by his edicts and originality. Like Hitler Obama will preach soon gun-controls as a form of 'self-sacrifice' for his State, his ideal; it's obvious purpose will be for the masses to resign themsleves and submit if they wish for power to fall on the side of the leader and his elites. GUN-CONTROL IS ALWAYS MIND CONTROL!

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