Arguing with a Liberal about the Overstretch of Gay Visibility

David Lawrence

I just gave Errol a boxing lesson at Gleason’s Gym. He tells me that he is Albanian. I don’t know what that means. I think a lot of them got killed by whomever, whenever. I can’t keep track of all the worldly disasters. I should. But I’m not a phony good person. I do what I want not what I’m supposed to do.

I am impervious to criticism because I occasionally put my fingers in my ears. Liberals are so busy shouting into their own ears that they never hear anything. I am not saying that I am good. I’m just saying that I am better than ideologues.

Errol tells me that his people helped the Jews. He might be Moslem. What do I care? In the early nineties I attended Moslem sessions in jail. After 9-11 I abandoned Moslems because of their sick failure to denounce their suicide bombers on the 9-11 attacks. I thought Osama bin Laden seemed peaceful walking in the mountains with his cane. I did not realize that the Moslem religion was saturated with violence. They pretended kindness like President Obama pretends democracy. They have turned out monsters as a group. What other group of people would attach suicide vests to their own children? Who would honor kill a daughter for going to school?

I won’t hold it against Errol. He is nice. Besides, I don’t know if he is a Moslem. I can’t keep track of all the abominations in the world. I have to stick to my pet peeves.

Somehow Errol and I get to my favorite subject—the overstretch of gay visibility within America. Their pride in embarrassing behavior. Errol is a lawyer and he cross-examines me—“Do you think gays are perverted?”

“By definition,” I say. “The dictionary says homosexuality is a perversion from normal sexuality on a habitual basis. I’d say that male anal intercourse is not normal for at least ninety-nine per cent of the people. Let them do what they want to do but allow me to be aesthetically disgusted by it.”

“Don’t you feel sorry for them that they don’t get the same rights in separation and can’t will property to each other” Errol asks.

“You’re a lawyer. Why should I argue with you? You only care about the form of your argument. I care about the spirit and the soul of what I say. Their rights are superfluous to me. They are supernumerary like an extra tooth.”

“You don’t care about their loving each other?”

“Why should I care? There are children dying from cancer or being murdered by pedophiles. Why should I care if gays aren’t looked up to or don’t get health care if their mate’s working? Like it’s a big problem to me what they get in divorce?” I say.

“Shouldn’t they have the same rights as you?” he asks.

“They have more than me,” I say. “I’m bipolar and obsessive compulsive. I don’t ask people to give me money to pay for my pills or my analysis. I don’t ask them to enter my head and straighten out my contradictory thoughts. I’m sick of crybabies. The gays act like women. They are always complaining. They should be dust-panned back into the closet.”

“You sound like my father.”

“How old is he,” I ask.

“Fifty five,” he says.

“I am your father’s older brother. I am sixty-five,” I say. I can still do twenty pull ups. I am a strong son-of-a-gun. “Gays do what they want. They screw each other. Maybe I want to screw a dog. Should we be able to do everything?”

“Dogs don’t have a choice.”

“Maybe they like it. Anyhow, why do you care so much what dogs want? You cook and eat animals. Better to have gay sex than to be the dish of the day. Anyhow gay love is like a perverted hunger. What if you wanted to eat trees? Men eating men sexually is as bad as bark-eating. Perversion is a movement from the mainstream in a sick direction. It is gay sex. Why should I have to defend my dislike of it? The norm has become reversed under the liberal contradictions of the revolutionary, dim-witted, short-sighted liberals.”

“Why can’t people do what they want? Errol asks.

“Because we have limitations and values. You sound like a grammar school student crying to the teacher that it’s not fair that you got a ‘D.’ Nothing’s fair. And it’s not fair that you complain so much about it. You should accept the vicissitudes of life. When I went to jail I whistled. You got to take the good with the bad. You don’t give rights to weaklings. Let them enjoy themselves in the corner. Let them comfort themselves with their self-sympathetic tears.”

“You’re a strange man.”

“That’s because I’m the old definition of normal.”

“Maybe you’re the new normal.”

“It will be centuries before these fools catch up with me. They are stuck in the imitative patterns of their thought. They are cognitive sets of boredom. I have incorporated the past, them and the future.”

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Comment by Clarence E. DeBarrows on March 16, 2013 at 3:02pm: Sorry, homosexuality is an affront to the traditional family and its values. Ignoring those values is what has led our Nation into the immoral maelstrom we find ourselves in. No quarter given here.

Comment by Dennis L. Kolb Sr. on March 15, 2013 at 11:11pm: MIKE WALLACE 1967 'THE HOMOSEXUALS' :
http://youtu.be/-AXAOT_swIE

OLD HOMOSEXUAL WARNING:
http://youtu.be/v3S24ofEQj4

Comment by Judy Lyford on March 15, 2013 at 11:52am: I don't care what homosexuals (gay means to be happy or merry) do in private. I follow my Christian values, and I'll tell anyone who wants to listen what the Bible says. Otherwise, I mind my own business as long as their perversions aren't done in public places. I abhor the fact they are allowed to do anything, anywhere, in front of anyone. I abhor the fact their evil is being taught to schoolchildren as being normal. It is not normal--God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. He told us to bear children, which is impossible for homosexuals.

Comment by boyd conklin on March 15, 2013 at 11:29am: Certainly there are more fundamentalist Christians in this country than gays, but shouldn't either one be able to act however they want in front of the other? Freedom of religion also means freedom from religion. Either group can kiss (hold hands,hug,look adoringly into the others eyes, whatever) in public, and neither one can have sex in public, anal or otherwise. Rights of inheritance without being taxed and use of another persons medical are huge benefits that both groups deserve.

Comment by Scott Kelley on March 15, 2013 at 10:18am: The problem is that they don't want to be accepted like everyone else, they want to be in you face, and in your kids faces all the time. The ones I have known, on Facebook, etc, every thing out of their mouth is sexual. Everything is sex, sex, sex, and finally I just have to cut off the friendship because I don't want to hear it all the time. We even say what might be considered an off color joke in the workplace, that one person in 200 million is offended by, and we're in trouble, but gays can say anything they want, anywhere because they are "protected" Give me a freaking break.

Comment by jalina susan stutte on March 15, 2013 at 10:09am: One of my daughter's childhood friend is gay. I have known this young man since he was quite young and always knew but never treated him different, in fact he became my little buddy. As the years went by he would always come into my shop after hours for a haircut, so we could talk and one night he said he had something to tell me that I might not love him as a son after. I beat him to the punch and said "What that you are Gay?" I witnessed the relief and astonishment that I already knew. He admitted yes he was and I told him that I still loved him and so did God, we just don't approve of his lifestyle. I would never turn my back on this dear friend but I think Obama's push to make homosexuality normal is only because he himself is Gay, with a arranged marriage, known as the "Down Low Club." This is what Rev. Wright's church, is known for in Chicago. Funny thing is my friend is Conservative and a Tea Party member. We come in all shapes and sizes.

Comment by Elizabeth Dian Paaske on March 15, 2013 at 9:41am: I have had two experiences that have formed my opinion on Gays. I was a day care teacher of four year olds. There eas a little boy that had all the tendencies of a girl. It was very difficult to deal with him as at that time there was no outing or discussion on the subject. Then there was a neighbor boy that at five wanted to have Tea Partys and was very afeminate, we (neighbors) knew he was Gay and he was and is. I don not think it is a choice. I raised four boys and I don't think any 15/16 year old would want to be Gay. That being said, I get a very sick reaction when I see a demostration of effection between people of the same sex. I do not understand the legalities they are saying they don't have. I can leave my property to anyone I choose. I can appoint anyone to have Medical Power Of Attorney, so I don't get it on the legal aspect of Gay Marriage. They want to be accepted as straigt couples are and that will never happen. It has never been and never will because it is so against nature and the norm.

The Bible damns homosexuality, but it is God's place to comdemn the act not mine. I do not judge, or try not to, people especially if I don't feel they have a choice.

The government cannot legislate opinion or morality no matter how they think they have the right. This government is on a mission to enforce their progressive agenda regardless of the peoples beliefs or feelings. I will not have any lifestyle, ideoloagy, opinions, forced on me by anyone. I will speak out because silence is afirmation of the subject or action.

Comment by Bill Hockstad on March 15, 2013 at 8:44am: It is a perversion and I do not accept it. it does mean I dislike gays, I dislike their perversion. However he is correct they are or do have more rights then I.

Comment by Ronald Sorrells on March 15, 2013 at 8:28am: Herb:

They want the "FREEDOM" to "demonstrate sodomy" on the front lawn of The First Baptist Church of Dallas, Texas on Easter Morning and for the members entering the sanctuary say "Oh look how beautiful it is that they are showing their "Love" for one another" !

They do not accept JESUS or the blood he shed of any significance to them !

Victory in JESUS !

Ron

Comment by Herb Irish on March 15, 2013 at 7:31am: I don't give a flip what perverts do in the privacy of their own homes, but don't expect me to approve of it or give them a high-five. Perversion is condemned by God's Scriptures, and those who violate and disobey can never be forgiven until they confess their sins and ask God for forgiveness through the blood of Jesus Christ. Okay, so I'm a "religious nut", as those who embrace homosexuality would say. Well, if you are even remotely interested in where you will spend eternity, you should at least consider the alternative lifestyle of coming into obedience to God and His Word.