All Blog Posts Tagged 'fume' (26)

By Craig Andresen on November 9, 2012 at 6:08 am

Welcome to a special post-election edition of our weekly review with an ATTITUDE!!!

I know you’re pissed and believe me…so am I but…I also think we could use a bit of a laugh right about now.

Yes?

With that in mind…Let loose of your hair and grab onto your seats my Patriot friends…

Today is the first Friday after…

By Craig Andresen on November 2, 2012 at 6:23 am

Well…just a few more days and at least we won’t have to watch political ads for a couple more years.

Liberal/socialists can feel it all slipping away. Poll after poll has momentum leaning to the right and the liberal/socialists are lashing out.

They’re vandalizing cars with Romney stickers on them and throwing nails in the…

By Craig Andresen on October 26, 2012 at 6:10 am

The liberal/socialist meltdown continues.

As Obama’s numbers continue to slide, the cheese continues to slip off the crackers of his adoring surfs.

Next week, liberal/socialists will be handing out pre-marked Obama mail in ballots and carrot sticks for Halloween and in New York City…the Frankenstorm will no doubt be blamed on…

By Craig Andresen on October 19, 2012 at 6:10 am

Liberal/socialists are spinning faster than pulsars and, in what is becoming deeper and deeper desperation, the lies spewing from them are running down the walls all over the place.

While the Obama Campaign Administration tells their lies louder and faster than ever before…Romney just sticks to the facts and guess what? Romney is now…

By Craig Andresen on October 12, 2012 at 6:27 am

I’ll tell ya what friends…Were it not for Friday’s, I’d explode.

How ANYBODY could vote for liberal/socialists is BEYOND me. Those in their right minds WON’T!!!

The world is on fire and so is my hair.

Friends and Patriots…We are just more than 3 weeks from the day that will decide whether or not the Republic has a future…

By Craig Andresen on September 28, 2012 at 6:32 am

Ya know, there FUMING and then there’s ABSOLUTELY LIVID.

Tomorrow, in the “Weekend Edition,” I’ll tackle the livid part of things but, for now, we should just be thankful that we’ve survived another week.

While the whole world seems to be going to hell in a hand bag in the Middle East and the planet’s despots were spewing…

By Craig Andresen on August 17, 2012 at 7:18 am

Friends and Patriots, I know. I KNOW you’ve had enough and you’ve had enough for a long time now.

I’m with ya.

Every day, we see and hear things from liberal/socialists that light our hair on fire.

That’s why I look forward to the end of the week when I can get it off my chest with a dose of sarcasm which, hopefully, makes ya laugh just a bit.

Ya can’t make this stuff up and if you don’t find a way…

By Craig Andresen on July 20, 2012 at 7:15 am

Friends and Patriots…Today is a special Friday!!!

This is our 52^nd FUME which means…NEXT Friday is The National Patriot’s 1 year anniversary!!!

Do you KNOW what that means???

THAT means that TOGETHER…We have survived a FULL YEAR’S worth of liberal INSANITY and to celebrate…I left a little video fun for ya at the…

By Craig Andresen on July 6, 2012 at 7:34 am

Well my friends, we’ve made it through another week. It’s been an odd week with Independence Day smack in the middle of it and while many have hit the road on vacations…Here we sit, at The National Patriot, keeping track of the liberal dipsticks that don’t reach all the way to the oil pan.

Today, we are exactly 4 months from the most…

By Craig Andresen on June 29, 2012 at 7:24 am

Are ya SPINNING?

After this past week if you’re not spinning around on circles you must be DEAD. Of course, if you’re dead…WELCOME TO THE LIBERAL SOCIALIST VOTING ROLLS!!!

Actually, being dead is NO excuse for NOT spinning round and round this week as I am POSITIVE our FOUNDERS are spinning in their collective graves.

My…

By Craig Andresen on June 22, 2012 at 7:14 am

GEEEEEZ…What a week.

I don’t know about the rest of you but, THIS has been one LOOOOONG week of liberal/socialist STUPIDITY.

November can’t come soon enough but, until then, I’ll just take it all in and do my level best not to explode. Thank GOD I have a…

By Craig Andresen on June 15, 2012 at 7:07 am

What a week. I have to admit…I’m a little dizzy from all the liberal spin this week.

While these KNOT HEADS chase their own tails at warp speed, I have to sit by WATCHING them.

Don’t these nuts know they can kiss their own butts without the whirling rampage? Honestly, I never know whether to be completely appalled or mildly…

By Craig Andresen on June 8, 2012 at 8:18 am

I have DONE it! Once again I have survived a week’s worth of liberal/socialist insanity and I certainly hope you have also.

It was close though and had it not been for Governor Walker…I might have gone screaming into the night. Walker’s big…

By Craig Andresen on June 1, 2012 at 7:53 am

GREETINGS my Patriot friends!!!!

We have, against great odds, survived yet another week of liberal/socialist nuttery. It wasn’t easy…It never is…But, we manage one day at a time.

As we take a look back at the week that was, and shake our collective heads, just know that today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s get…

By Craig Andresen on May 25, 2012 at 7:13 am

Well, here we are, staring a 3 day weekend right in the face.

Before everybody starts their big BBQ, parade and Indy 5oo plans…How about we take a quick look back at the liberal/socialist week that was?

It’s been a banner week for foolishness and you KNOW I can’t let it slide.

Here we go Patriots!!!

Today is Friday…

By Craig Andresen on May 18, 2012 at 6:55 am

We’re less than 6 months out from the 2012 election, and liberals are shifting their antics into high gear. One would think they’d pace themselves, but no…Liberal/socialists are at full…

By Craig Andresen on May 4, 2012 at 7:48 am

Oh…Hello…Is it the end of the week already?

Here I’ve been, trying like crazy to hum a happy tune while all week, all around me, things are going to hell in a liberal/socialist hand basket.

You know me…I TRY not to let it all get to me but…

HOLY CRAP…COME FRIDAY…

I’m fuming.

This week, we start by taking a little…

By Craig Andresen on April 27, 2012 at 6:46 am

Well…Here we are at the end of another week of liberal insanity.

This is where we shine the light of truth on the liberal/socialist absurdity and watch ‘em scatter like roaches.

Sit down and hang on, fellow Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Al Armendariz, an EPA administrator from the Dallas office, made the…

By Craig Andresen on April 20, 2012 at 7:59 am

As much as I want Obama voted OUT in November, I must say…This administration IS the gift that just keeps on giving, isn’t it?

About the time you think it couldn’t get any more bizarre…it finds new depths into which to sink.

When you believe they have reached the bottom of the barrel, they build a basement.

Well, it’s…

By Craig Andresen on April 13, 2012 at 8:01 am

In this wide and mysterious world, there are many things we will never completely understand.

Take idiot savants for example.

There are idiot savant musicians who stumble about in a stupor until placed before a piano and suddenly they become Vladimir Horowitz. There are idiot savant artists who stumble about in a stupor until…