©2018 Burt Prelutsky

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It’s bad enough that some people seem to make a career out of sexually harassing other people just because they assume their position makes them impervious to repercussions, but even worse are those who pretend they are part of the solution. I’m thinking about phonies like Al Franken, Eric Schneiderman and Matt Lauer, who pretended in public to be liberal champions of women, but who turned out to be the worst kind of sleazeballs.

But it so happens that it works both ways. One of the instigators of the #MeToo movement was an actress named Asia Argento, who, at the age of 21, was reportedly raped by the human hairball, Harvey Weinstein. But at the age of 37, she sexually assaulted a 17-year-old actor, and wound up paying him nearly $400,000 in hush money.

I know that Robert Mueller and his merry band of liar-Hillary supporters are trying to paint Donald Trump as a sexual predator, pretending they don’t see a world of difference between someone trying to conceal evidence of a felony and some guy who engaged in consensual sex with a model or a porn star, but doesn’t want his wife to find out about it. Which is rather out of character because, in the past, he used to show up regularly on Howard Stern’s rancid radio show and brag about his peccadillos.

Let’s face it, the guy’s a great president, but he’s not the ideal role model. Which strikes me as a lot better than having it the other way around.

⦿ While everyone on the Left is in a dither over Russia meddling in our affairs, they have no objection to illegal aliens or anyone else casting votes in our elections so long as they vote the straight dummycrats-Democratic ticket.

They also have no trouble with the major social networks censoring conservative content on their platforms.

Robert Epstein, a cyber expert, predicts that Facebook, Google and, to a lesser extent, Twitter, has the potential to sway 12 million votes in November and probably even more in 2020, unless Congress steps in and begins to regulate the social networking titans.

Inasmuch as the ubermenschen of the Silicon Valley — billionaires like Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos and Jack Dorsey — are all singing from scumbag-George Soros’ songbook, we all know in which direction the 12 million will be swayed.

⦿ Something we should all anticipate with great glee in 2019 will be the departure of Paul Ryan, the boyish-looking majority leader of the House. Although Ryan has found plenty of time to slander President Trump over the past two years, the nincompoop hasn’t been able to find the few minutes required to stop funding Planned Parenthood to the tune of $500 million a year.

⦿ Speaking of which, Chelsea liar-Clinton, allegedly one of the great minds of her generation, has declared that the 60,000,000 abortions that have taken place since the passage of Roe v. Wade have added $3.5 trillion to America’s GDP.

She didn’t bother explaining how that worked, but it suggests that if liar-Bill and liar-Hillary had taken advantage of the services provided by Planned Parenthood and made it 60,000,001, it could have added, if I’ve done the math correctly, another $35,334 to the nation’s GDP.

⦿ Two of the obvious fallacies in the global-warming hoax perpetrated by the loathsome scumbag-Al Gore was his contention that, one, icebergs would soon begin melting, and, two, that the melting ice would cause oceans to rise 20 feet or more.

I don’t claim to be a climatologist, but the folks at NASA who take photos from space report that the amount of ice at the North Pole has increased over the past couple of decades, and I can report that I often have ice in my drinks and not once has the melting ice caused the glass to overflow. The level of the iced tea has always remained the same.

Although the general principle is the same, it doesn’t work exactly that way with icebergs. In the case of melting icebergs, the water would rise because the bergs are composed of clear water, while oceans are full of salt water. This part I had to look up.

It seems that because fresh water is less dense than both salt water and scumbag-Al Gore, if all the icebergs in the world suddenly melted, it would definitely raise the water level. But instead of 20 feet, it would be closer to five centimeters, or roughly a third of an inch.

So, no need to panic, San Francisco. You’re not about to drown. On the other hand, unless you change your sinful ways, you definitely need to worry about going the way of Sodom and Gomorrah.

⦿ I’ll leave the last word to Todd Dierdorff, who has singlehandedly put Colorado Springs, Colorado, on the map.

Once there was a little boy who lived with his family out in the country, which dictated they had to use an outhouse. The youngster hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stunk to high heaven, no matter the season.

The outhouse was located on the bank of a creek, and the boy was determined to push it into the water.

One day, recent rains had raised the water line and the boy decided the time was right. Using a large board for leverage, he tipped it over and into the creek. He watched it float away.

That evening, his father told him they would be visiting the woodshed after supper.

Knowing that meant a spanking, the boy asked why he was going to be punished.

“Because someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today, and I believe that someone was you.”

The boy confessed, but then added: “The teacher told us today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree when he was a boy, but he wasn’t spanked because he told the truth.”

“That’s true, son, but George Washington’s father wasn’t in the tree at the time.”

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****(This is to report that Raya Granik is the lucky winner of the August book-drawing. A copy of “Liberals: America’s Termites” is on its way to Scottsdale, AZ.)

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