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Welcome to "The Belly Laugh" Room. This is a place to escape and "belly laugh"
I am going to start this off with a joke that was just sent to me. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did after a hard day at the regime. Keep smilin' at your fellow Patriots and keep pushing back socialism as we continue to take back our freedom and Republic!
Feel free to add on your favorite jokes- keeping the laughter rolling and saving our thunder for the CLAP in November. Enjoy!
And God Created New Jersey ...
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the
archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For
example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered
in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's New Jersey , the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests,
hills, and plains. The people from New Jersey are going to
be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are
going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of
good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But
what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Not very far from New Jersey is Washington , DC
. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered
in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's New Jersey , the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests,
hills, and plains. The people from New Jersey are going to
be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are
going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of
good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But
what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Not very far from New Jersey is Washington , DC
. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
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Permalink Reply by Doug~puts Slinky's on Escalators on -
Uh Oh.
Did I bomb?
(I'm here all week!)
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Permalink Reply by Cherylo on -
I am on a sharia free diet, as I don't want to become desensitized. I think the snuggly is the precurser to the burka -could be overload? Ms. Dawish today reiterated that Islam is a war against non-muslims to establish their religion, which is a political ideology, as she stated, which enslaves women, sells young girls as sex toys and requires jihad of all. Nothing funny there.
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Permalink Reply by Doug~puts Slinky's on Escalators on
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Sorry about that.
I'll try to make it up to you by giving you front row seat tickets for the Boston Phil-har-maniac Orchestra.
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Permalink Reply by Cherylo on
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Wow, that's a work out -kind of like Obama putting up an umbrella, LOLOLOLOL thanks Doug!
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Permalink Reply by Doug~puts Slinky's on Escalators on
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Umbrella's can be dangerous...
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