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  New company soon to solve our energy problems
 
 
Folks,there is a new kid on the block for solving all our energy problems.
 
The Obama administration wants to give them $700,000,000 for their R&D dept.
 
Since this company already bought the patent they are the only ones allowed to develop it.
 
Here are some pictures of prototypes.
 
 
Yes folks! It's HAMSTER POWER!!
                                                                                                                                                                                             
Photo A. shows the first one. Based on the three stooges by dangling the tasty treat in front of the hungry hamster he runs for it.
 
Thus spinning the tread mill hooked to a small generator.
 
Photo B. shows another form of hamster power.
Thousands of these small generators can fit in a small space thus helping Agenda 21's sustainable development standards.
The president is so pleased with this development he is throwing out the algae idea and
decided to even pitch in helping himself. The beauty of it is ANY RODENT will do.
 
 
 Here he is rounding up some rats for the project. They seem to take a real liking to him.
                                            
                                                                                                            2 rat power prototype.
                     Photo C.
 
Future developments are in the works with people. This will create thousands of new jobs.
Photo D. is bicycle power.
 These generate even more power because of the wheels circumference.
 
   
       Photo E                               Photo F          Heck,they are even doing research on dogs.
                                                                          
                                                                                 
Another promising development is Pin Wheel power. Here's a row of them for homes walkways.
                                                                        
 Different pin wheel prototype propellers.                                                         
Pin wheels confiscated from Mrs. Jones 3rd grade class for illegally making them to play with.
Though no charges will be brought against them by Mr. Holder they did have to destroy them
And any materials that could be used for making them.
Multiple single human powered generators.
                                                                  
The company has not gone public yet but will be soon.
                                                             

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Under OBummer's philosophy, it's defiantly only viable if the hamsters are Unionized :o} - probably fed only an organic certified diet also - and any farts would have to pass a clean air test of the EPA.

charley

Charley,check it out. I fixed the pictures.

It's not as funny without them!!

Hey Downy,check it out. I fixed the pictures.

It's not as funny without them!!

If things keep going as they are, Hamsters will not be the only ones in cages.

Dennis,check it out. I fixed the pictures.

It's not as funny without them!!

This is hilarious!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!  :)

 

So what are we going to say if it works? Stop jumping to conclusions, because we could make ourselves look like fool on this one if it does works. If this does work we would be able to kill two birds with one stone, by creating jobs in a new industry while winging us off of Oil, all with one idea. Give him a chance at least he's trying, not like Republicans who seem to want the Oil Companies to rape & pillage  our county out of its very last dime, if oil price keep going up. We need to keep an open mind on this one I think. Obama is still giving out oil permits to continue drilling, so he hasn't put all of his egg in one basket like Republicans has in Oil which could sink us all if gas prices keep going up. This could be the one thing that could get our country move in the right direction if it does work, because no other country would know how this process works except America. Which would give us a leg up on Alt energy throughout the world, just imagine the possibilities and the impact it could have on our economy and I think this is what scares the Republicans.

That's a joke right?

I hope there aren't enough ignorant people to get him elected again.

Product of the Public school commie indoctrination system I see.

If you look at the real facts he's destroyed our economy between Obamacare and his pixie dust green B.S.

That's O.K. though James. You don't mind paying the bill for the rest of your lif right?

Ohhh. You don't have a job in live in your parents basement right?

Does your car run on gas or.......get this one......it will kill you........ALGAE!

I don't think he's joking.  James is one of the rodents following the Pied "Pauled" Piper.

James, since you are an optimist. I want to start a alternative energy company. What I want to do is take paper and cardboard that everyone throws out every day and turn them into pellets that can be burned in stoves. I live with the Cleveland/Akron/Canton area. So there is a potential to collect a lot of paper products. There is also a need to heat ones homes and water here.

What is need is capital and I do not have. This is where you come in. I need a starting investment of $100,000. This will purchase enough equipment to produce approximately 330,000lbs of pellets per year (figured on a 40 hour week, could add additional mills). That would sell for approximately $120,000.

So here is an investment the you could put your beliefs in and you would not have to get dirty. I'll do all the work and you just sit back and collect a return. How about it?

I guess he is more interested in someone else money being invested. Just as I thought.

Boy, I don't know James.  I've tried this idea - the one with the dog?  The stupid mutt kept jumping off to chase cats!  Then the wheel would quit turning, the car would stop right in the middle of the highway, blocking traffic....Hafta go find the dog, return the cat and hoof it all the way home.  It was a mess. 

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