©2018 Burt Prelutsky


The best news I’ve heard in a while is that both Facebook and Twitter have taken major hits in recent weeks. Thanks to a series of scandals, Mark Zuckerberg’s company lost $119 billion of its market value virtually overnight. For its part, Twitter is being investigated for political bias once it was discovered that they had banished four conservative congressmen, Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows and Devin Nunes, to the equivalent of cyber Siberia for the crime of supporting Donald Trump’s agenda.

It certainly comes as no surprise that the people who head up the social media giants are as biased and corrupt as those who head up the traditional media NY Times, Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS. In the case of Jeff Bezos, the world’s richest man, he not only owns Amazon, he owns the Washington Post and probably half of Congress.

The real problem isn’t that an uberliberal kazillionaire like Mr. Bezos owns an uberliberal newspaper. The problem is that so many Republican politicians are so easily cowed by what they read in the Post and the New York Times.

That is the reason why schmucks like Paul Ryan, rino-Jeff Flake, scumbag-Bob Corker and, when he was still functioning, rino-John McCain, have all been so quick to pile on President Trump. Instead of responding to the will of their voters, they snipe at Trump, the most conservative president in their lifetimes, because they accept at face value the lies of left-wing journalists. These gutless wonders are simply terrified of being vilified in the pages of the papers they and their colleagues devour on a daily basis.

I, for one, can hardly wait until January, 2019, when, God willing, they should all be gone.

⦿ Although I believe I understand why these four shmoes do and say the things they do, what I don’t get is how it is that a smart guy like Trump could have surrounded himself with the putrid likes of Paul Manafort, Rex Tillerson and Michael Cohen. At least we can all be grateful that his judgment has matured over the past couple of years, as exemplified by Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh and Mike Pompeo.

⦿ I keep hearing rumors that Barack liar-nObama is angling to be the next head of the United Nations. Although I fervently wish that Trump would get us out of that criminal enterprise, I have to admit that I regard liar-nObama and the UN as a perfect match. After all, both are worthless, corrupt and hold Israel and the United States in utter contempt.

Actually, the best thing you can say for either of them is that they are virtually powerless.

⦿ We keep hearing from the loons on the Left that President Trump is a traitor. Yet, it is those in the so-called resistance movement, the Never-Trumpers, people like Chuck clown-Schumer, Nancy Pulosi, scumbag/mad-Maxine Waters, liar-Hillary Clinton, along with the mobs known as Black Lives Matter and Antifa, who are actively lending aid and comfort to America’s enemies in Russia, China and Iran, by constantly attacking a duly-elected president. Odd, but I always assumed that was the very definition of treason.

⦿ Willie Wilson, a black man running for mayor in Chicago, recently handed out between $100,000 and $200,000 to parishioners at his church. He claimed he wasn’t buying votes, but merely acting as a good Samaritan, helping poor people pay their energy bills. You wouldn’t think energy bills would be running too high in the middle of summer in Chicago. So far as I know, nobody asked Mr. Wilson where the money came from, but, then again, he’s a black politician in Chicago, so who would dare question his benevolence?

· The dummycrats-Democrats are still trying to get mileage out of Donald Trump, Jr., meeting with a Russian lawyer during the 2016 campaign. I can’t see it going anywhere, as there’s no law preventing people engaged in a political campaign from meeting with anyone, including felons and Martians.

The thing that never made any sense to me was why anyone thought it was worth even 20 minutes of their time to get more dirt on liar-Hillary Clinton. After letting four Americans die in Benghazi and then lying about it; fibbing about being under attack in Serbia; accepting bribes from hostile nations in the form of donations to the liar-Clinton Foundation; smearing the victims of her husband’s unbridled lechery; pressing the reset button with Russia and turning over 20% of our uranium deposits to Russian oligarchs; accepting debate questions from Donna Brazile; colluding with the dummycrats-DNC to defeat commie-Bernie Sanders in the primaries; and displaying open contempt of the military staff assigned to the White House during her husband’s presidency; what more was needed? Proof of jay walking and double-parking?

⦿ Colleges keep increasing tuition for increasingly worthless degrees because they know that the federal government will keep providing student loans. As a result, the typical college student graduates with an average debt of $30,000. That debt, by the way, is the only one that cannot be avoided through bankruptcy.

The debt results in people delaying by seven years the purchase of a first home. That in turn makes it harder for people to sell their homes.

There is a proverb that goes “For want of a nail, a shoe is lost; for want of a shoe, a horse is lost; for want of a horse, a rider is lost; for want of a rider, a battle is lost; and for want of a battle, a kingdom is lost.”

The nail, too often these days, is lost courtesy of the federal government. Whether it’s open borders and the red carpet it provides for illiterate and unskilled aliens or phony scandals ginned up by dummycrats-Democrats seeking power, we are awash in nails that haven’t simply been lost but have been pried off by legislative blacksmiths.

Speaking of which, when I said that student loans couldn’t be eliminated by filing for bankruptcy, I neglected to mention that there are exceptions to the rule. Those exceptions, you probably won’t be surprised to learn, are the offspring of senators and members of the House!

It figures that the same folks who were responsible for the housing bubble a decade ago are now busy creating a student loan bubble that will inevitably explode.

⦿ In England, the usual suspects are claiming that the expression “as you know” is offensive to students because there’s a good chance that anything you might assume is widely known is in fact incomprehensible to the snowflakes. By assuming that any normal person would know, for instance, that the sun is hotter than the moon or that a billion is a larger number than a million or that gravity is the thing that keeps us from floating off into space, you risk hurting their feelings.

I assume it will only be a matter of time until our own college students voice outrage over the expression, so you should prepare to deliver future comments in the following manner: “I’m sure you don’t know this, but Socialism is a terrible system, and the only people who prosper from it are the despots who inevitably sit atop the food chain.”

⦿ Before this, you might not be aware of the fact that scumbag/mad-Maxine Waters is a warrior not for her own self-interests and that of the political party she so perfectly represents, but of God. As she told her followers recently: “When God sends you to do something, you just do it.”

Rumor has it that when he heard her comment, Chuck clown-Schumer said: “That’s ridiculous. I never claimed to be God. Boss, yes, but definitely not God.”

Nancy Pulosi said: “clown-Chuck… please. She was referring to me.”

⦿ Washington, D.C., must have a strange effect on people. Could it be the water? Something in the air? I mean, how is it that scumbag-James Comey could read off a long list of crimes and misdemeanors committed by liar-Hillary Clinton and then conclude that no prosecutor would even consider filing charges against her? What he should have said was: “No prosecutor in Loretta Lynch’s Justice Department.”

In similar fashion, Inspector General of the Justice Department Michael Horowitz read off a long list of offenses I don’t recall any of them stepping forward and blowing the whistle on their corrupt superiors.

I suppose their defense is that they were merely taking orders.

Funny, as I recall, that was also Adolph Eichmann’s defense. based on political bias committed by the likes of scumbag-James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, and concluded that political bias played no role in their actions.

I found it telling that although he was certain it wasn’t political partisanship that compelled them to commit criminal and ethical infractions, Horowitz never even ventured an opinion as to what their motivation could possibly be.

Finally, I am sick and tired of the same people who claim that Robert Mueller — who allowed a fraudulent dossier to be used to obtain FISA warrants and get him his position as chief prosecuting witch — is a paragon of virtue, also insist that it’s only the top echelon at the FBI who have carried on like cheap political hacks.

Why should we trust the 30,000 agents below scumbag- Comey, McCabe, Strzok and Page?



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