by Jack E. Kemp

Secret Cravings Man

to the tune of Secret Agent Man

by Johnny Rivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

There’s a creep who’s know as Carlos Danger

Every day his story’s stranger and stranger

With every Tweet he makes another chance he takes

He now lives a life of constant sorrow

Secret cravings man, secret cravings man

They’ve sure have got your number and magnified your shame

Beware of pretty faces on the ‘Net

You’ve got new problems – those faces, just forget

Huma using your p.c.

To contact Hill-a-ry

You cannot stay on the straight and narrow

Secret cravings man, secret cravings man

They’ve sure have got your number and magnified your shame

INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE

Secret cravings man, secret cravings man

They’ve sure have got your number and magnified your shame

Swingin’ with with the Clinton cabal one day

And then livin’ in the YMCA next day

Oh, don’t you let the wrong words meet

Your gross and uncouth Tweet

You’re Clinton sleeze down to the marrow

Secret cravings man, secret cravings man

They’ve sure have got your number, and magnified your shame

Secret cravings man

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